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McCain 4 Prez!

John McCain may be down, but he is certainly not out. No sir-ee, not by a long shot.

Despite steadily trailing Obama in almost every national poll for the last month or so, McCain is vowing to bring out the big guns for the final presidential showdown on Wednesday night. And we’re not talking BB guns here.

Speaking to a crowd of volunteers outside his campaign headquarters on Sunday, Mad Dog McCain vowed to go all out in the last few weeks before elections.

“We’re going to spend a lot of time and after I whip his you-know-what in this debate, we’re going to be going out 24/7,” McCain said of his and Palin’s campaign plans. Ooooh, feisty.

I wonder if he meant ass
. But either way, it is so nice to see McCain showing voters he is cool and hip and down with the youth lingo, hence the “you-know-what” and 24/7 comments.

I mean he is only 72-years-young. OMG, like soooo NBD. If you switch the numbers around, he is only 27!! And that is pretty young, IMHO.

Besides, white hair and trousers are sooo back in style. Plus, we think it’s cute when Gramps tries to act all young and down with the youth. Like when he tries to use a computer instead of a typewriter. LOL!

Yep, McCain sure keeps it real, unlike that poser Barry Obama, trying to build street cred with his three-point jump-shot, spontaneous fist bumps, and ability to differentiate between a Mac and PC.

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