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Madoff Does His Best To Perpetuate Resentment Against Successful Jews

Bernie Madoff: Giving Jews Everywhere A Bad Name

Professional swindler Bernard Madoff, who is accused of masterminding a $50 billion investment fraud scheme, was placed under court-ordered round-the-clock house arrest in his lavish $7 million New York City apartment after prosecutors decided ruining hundreds of people’s lives deserved more than a slight slap on his velvet ensconced wrist.

Take that Bernie. Your wild nights roaming the streets of NYC, looking for innocent people to bilk out of their life’s savings are officially over.

The new, tightened bail conditions against Madoff does away with the 7 p.m. curfew and instead bars the 70-year-old fraudster from leaving his posh Upper East Side apartment except for court appearances, and the other annoying things you need to do when you send billions of other people’s dollars to money heaven.

The charges against Madoff, who happens to be Jewish, has of course sparked the obligatory backlash against Jews, who obviously are all to blame for anything involving reckless money schemes.

According to the Anti-Defamation League (ADL), the new outpouring of anti-Semitism on the Internet ranges from “deeply offensive stereotypical statements about Jews and money — with some suggesting that only Jews could perpetrate a fraud on such a scale — to conspiracy theories about Jews stealing money to benefit Israel.”

Duh. Everyone knows that when it comes to defrauding investors of billions, Jews never act alone. The entire Jewish community conspires together to steal innocent people’s money and ruin the country.

Just like when the stingrays conspired to kill Crocodile hunter Steve Irwin in an elaborate plot to rid the world of nature-loving men with blond locks and a penchant for the word, “Crikey!”

At least the murderous stingrays got what they deserved. The Jews, on the other hand, get off, scott-free.

But, don’t worry. I think it was mostly “Jewish” money.

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