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All Heil Führer Rich Iott, second from left, in Fine Nazi SS Waffen Form!
The one thing really missing from this year’s bumper crop of insane Republican/Teabagger candidates, trying desperately to become part of the big bad gubmint they’re always shrieking about, is of course, a good, old-fashioned, Tea-approved, Grand Old Party nominee, personally selected as [...]
To most average Americans, or at least those of us still blessed with a full set of teeth and the ability to formulate a single coherent English sentence without the words “sp*cs” or “n*ggers,” Arizona’s awesome, new ¡Adiós Amigos! law stemming the tide of gross border jumping beans streaming into the good ol’ US of [...]
Apparently, Hillary Clinton has learned the importance of blowing things every once in a while, because 12 years after a little reminder in the form of an eager, young intern named Monica, Hillrod has finally succumbed to the pressure and opened that nice mouth, big and wide.
Yes, Hilly blew it big time!
Turns out the usually [...]
America’s fiercest blonde-haired fighter of scary Mexicans, Aryanzona governor Jan Brewer just can’t stop shrieking about all the wonderful reasons to round up the state’s brown people and kill them ship ‘em back to Mexicanland or wherever the hell it is these dark, menacing “things” come from.
But you know what hurts sweet Jan even more [...]
Heil Newt?
Lovable amphibian-named pinnacle of reason and truth, Newton Leroy “Newt” Gingrich will say and do just about anything to get someone, anyone, to pay attention to what he, a thrice-married, twice divorced, multi-adulterous, washed-up former Republican Speaker of the House has to say about the current state of things, here in NObama’s America, if you [...]
About 40 lame-o white supremacists from some quasi neo-Nazi militia in Detroit headed west to the Mexican haven of Los Angeles to protest all the dirty, gross brown people working, living, and breathing (gasp!) the pure, white air there every day en route to reclaiming the land stolen from them by the evil gringos during [...]
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