Special Needs Showdown: Barracuda vs. RahmboAfter a seemingly eternal week or two without any artificial drama to bitch and moan about on her favoritest social networking site, proud Emperor of Facebook and trivial feuds of all kinds, Sarah Palin has finally found a dumb, insignificant comment to get her panties all in a twist, so people will stop ignoring her highness to instead talk about silly, unimportant things like jobs and health care.
Fresh off her victorious 432-page war on the written word known as the great Going Rogue assault, Sarah Palin has now declared war on a dangerous, new threat to humanity: 9½ fingered fiend, White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel. Rahmbo to those (un)fortunate enough to cross his path.
This time, the Alaskan queen’s loaded gun of anger is being aimed directly at the White House’s pugnacious point man for his latest, horrible affront to lovely Sarah Palin and special needs children around the world. And you best believe Miss Thang has the hammer cocked and her finger tight on the trigger!
You see, Sarah is very upset, no, make that devastated, over that terrible Rahm man’s insensitive smackdown of Senate liberals (everyone’s fave scapegoat!), describing their strategy to pressure Senate centrists as “fucking retarded.”
Well, Mother Theresa of Alaska over here doesn’t much care for meany language like that, especially when it comes from from someone as heartless and evil as the right-hand man of Satan himself, Barack Hussein Obama.
She simply will not stand for it, and is calling on President Obama to fire that no-good bastard Rahm…unless he too despises li’l Trigger and special needs babies everywhere.
And as any serious political heavyweight would, Sarah Palin naturally took her (retarded) fight to the Internets to issue an alert to her Facebook faithfuls, complete with the heading: “Are You Capable of Decency, Rahm Emanuel?”
“Yes, Rahm is known for his caustic, crude references about those with whom he disagrees, but his recent tirade against participants in a strategy session was such a strong slap in many American faces that our president is doing himself a disservice by seeming to condone Rahm’s recent sick and offensive tactic.”
“Just as we’d be appalled if any public figure of Rahm’s stature ever used the ‘N-word’ (newborn??) or other such inappropriate language, Rahm’s slur on all God’s children with cognitive and developmental disabilities – and the people who love them – is unacceptable, and it’s heartbreaking.”
Shhhhhhh, if you’re really quiet, you can actually hear Trig weeping in his crib right now.
And to think, the dastardly comment would’ve gone largely unnoticed by the evil, elitist mainstream media (they love socialists!) if it wasn’t for a true “patriot” hero in Massachusetts (Scott Brown?) whose own li’l bundle of joy also has Down Syndrome.
“A patriot in North Andover, Massachusetts, notified me of Rahm’s “retarded” slam. I join this gentleman, who is the father of a beautiful child born with Down Syndrome, in asking why the Special Olympics, National Down Syndrome Society and other groups condemning Rahm’s degrading scolding have been completely ignored by the White House. No comment from his boss, the president?”
“As my friend in North Andover says, ‘”This isn’t about politics; it’s about decency. I am not speaking as a political figure but as a parent and as an everyday American wanting my child to grow up in a country free from mindless prejudice and discrimination, free from gratuitous insults of people who are ostensibly smart enough to know better… Have you no sense of decency, sir?’”
“Mr. President, you can do better, and our country deserves better.”
– Sarah Palin
At least, sweet Sarah has the common decency to wait until she’s all alone in the comfort of her home to call her own special needs baby “retarded.”
No, not Levi Johnston, silly! We’re talking about li’l Trig!
What are you “fucking retarded” (like the 12,903 fellow Facebookers dumb enough to actually “like” Sarah’s incoherent, idiot post) or something??
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Screw you guys!!! It was a horrible comment and Sarah’s response was completely justified. How would you feel if you had a son that had a mental disability and the freaking chief of staff us throwing around terms specifically derogatory to children with special needs? You wouldn’t feel too good would you? She was upset, and has every right to voice her anger. While we are on the subject, hows that whole Obama thing working for you? Last time I checked, we still aren’t transparent on C-SPAN, like he promised. Guantanamo still isn’t closed, like he promised. We still don’t have universal health care, BECAUSE IT DOESN’T WORK IN AMERICA, IT NEVER WILL, BECAUSE PRIVATE ENTERPRISE BEATS GOVERNMENT CONTROL WHEN IT COMES TO HEALTH CARE ALWAYS! In the other countries like Canada, their taxes are through the roof, and sure, if you have a condition you will be taken care of for free, IF IT IS A SMALL CONDITION. The thing is, a major brain tumor operation would still be free, BUT YOU WOULD DIE FROM WAITING TO SEE A SPECIALIST. The only change that Obama is going to give us is the nickels and dimes that is left in America’s bank account. Oh, and 200 million dollars per year for KSM to be tried in civilian court doesn’t help either. “Read them their ‘rights’.” THEY AREN’T CITIZENS, THEY DON’T HAVE MIRANDA RIGHTS IN AMERICA YOU LEFT WING IDIOTS!
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