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Ah yes, the mighty Supreme Court, the ultimate judicial body on all issues, including final interpretive authority on laws relating to technology across this great land. Hooray! So while these nine justices–the brightest legal minds in the country–may be well versed when it comes to matters of Stare Decisis, ask ‘em about Sega Genesis, and all [...] OMG, did you hear the news? The once-in-a-century reason to visit Arkansas (not flee in a panic) has finally arrived. And then, like a ghost in the night, it was gone. Poof! In case you missed THE political death match for the ages–Republican National Committee chairman Michael Steele squaring off against former Tennessee Rep. and current [...] Remember that old man with the sassy daughter and hot RICH wife whose biggest accomplishment other than getting beat to smithereens in a Hanoi prison cell was to unleash Sarah Palin upon an unsuspecting world? Well now John McCain can add another notch to his already impressive resume: opposing the first Hispanic Supreme Court nominee in [...] Wise, empathetic, Latina owl Sonia Sotomayor pledged to serve the “larger interest of impartial justice” and not only help minority firefighters, baseball players, and Hispanics. President Obama’s Supreme Court nominee to replace retiring hermit Justice David Souter, sassy South Bronx-born (holla!) Sonia Sotomayor hoped to silence critics, aka Republicans, with her Ivy-League educated words (elitist!) and [...] The Three Musketeers Here she is, ladies and gentleman: the newest activist justice on the Supreme Court, federal appeals judge Sonia Sotomayor! She is not only the third estrogen-filled woman, she is also the first Mexican ever to be nominated to the nation’s highest court. She also used to be a poor, has lots of [...] Brady Bunch Or Barry’s Bench? Although the Republicans won’t know the specific reason they oppose his choice until he actually names a replacement, they do [...] Sound the alarms, America! Justice David Souter is retiring. Yes, one of the many Supreme Court Justices you’ve never heard of has decided to call it quits at the spry, young age of 69, which is really like tween in justice years. So, if Souter isn’t leaving cause he’s too old or too sick or just [...] |
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