Republicans, Get In My Vagina!
When not spreading their legs to pop out even more precious li’l miracles of federal restrictions on reproductive rights, celebrities & celebrated owners of breasts and ovaries, Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer and Andrea Savage “spread” the message that the one thing women really want in their vagina is the government.
Sure, a lot’s been said about a women’s right to choose. But what about women’s right to choose to not have a choice?
That’s where Republicans come in!
They can help you with those big decisions by making them for you. Because who knows better about what a woman wants than a 65 year-old Southern white man who believes that Mary is as much of a virgin as Bristol Palin and his 18-year-old daughter?
Because when it comes to control over your dumb bodies, why not leave it to the Grand Old Party of people who believe the only place black holes exist is between a lady’s thighs?
So remember ladies, do what real women in real America are doing, elect a Republican and “Let the Oval Office take care of YOUR oval office.”
[image via GINKthink]