Listen up, Lesbos!
If you do not vote NO on California’s Proposition 8 to ban same-sex marriage, closeted Mormons will invade your homes to steal your rights and gleefully rummage through your drawer of sinful lace panties.
That’s right.
If you vote in favor of Prop 8 on Nov. 4, crazed Mormons from the Church of Latter Day Saints (think Mitt Romney times 1,000), who appear to have been transported directly from the Matrix movie trilogy, will come find you and your gay lover so they can laugh hysterically while ripping your (invalid) marriage certificate into shreds.
And don’t think for one minute that only flannel-clad butches will be targeted.
Contrary to popular opinion, hot, lingerie wearing lipstick lezzies will not be immune to the great Mormon-led revolution against the scourge of Homosinuality in California!
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