Fred Karger, you know, the openly gay Republican who is still “running” for president (adorable, right?) even though everyone knows the only gay Republicans who exist are the secret, self-hating, hiding-in-Marcus-Bachmann’s-closet kind.
Well, apparantly Fred didn’t get the memo that his Grand Old Party of bigots and hypocrites don’t much care for him or the rest of his heathen sodomite lot and decided to take his one-man campaign to Utah just in time for the last Republican primary election on June 26.
Hooray!
But how would the magical land of Mormons and morality react to this strange RepubliMAN who likes other MEN?
During his visit to Utah, Karger met with Washington County Republican Party Chairman Willie Billings, who Karger said was “welcoming” and “friendly.” After their meeting, which was first reported by the Los Angeles Times, Karger gave Billings some campaign paraphernalia, including a Frisbee and a T-Shirt.
Oooh, well sounds like someone had a nice time!
Until, of course, wifey found out all about her hubby Willie’s joyous li’l afternoon swordfight with Fred, and fired off a heated, error-ridden email just to prove how much she dislikes her husband cavorting with known homosexuals and capitalizing her own name in email headers.
No more Mrs. Nice Nanette! But please, Nan, tell us what you really think.
“My feeling is the only reason he’s running for president is to find more [sexual] partners,” Nanette Billings told Yahoo News in a phone interview. “To get more people on his bandwagon.”
Umm, I think you mean on his stick shift. But seriously lady, who do you think he is, John Edwards?
[image via Wonkette]