Oh no, not them pesky ne’r-do-well gays again!
Sure, more and more Americans are increasingly supportive of and comfortable with “gays” and “woman gays” aka “lesbians” serving openly in the military because, umm, last I checked this was the 21st century not the late cretaceous period when John McCain was still just a primordial twinkle in his mother’s eye.
And also because much like John McCain’s arthritis medicine, personal integrity, and mental capacity, wanton and unjust discrimination too has a half-life.
Pew has a new poll out today showing that the nation has shifted on Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, since the 1990s. Only 27 percent of Americans oppose gays and lesbians serving openly in the military, down from 45 percent in 1994. Fifty-eight percent of Americans support ending DADT. Even among Republicans, there is a narrow split: 44 percent oppose gays serving, while 40 percent favor.
OMG! Well there’s that homosexual agenda for you. Fighting for acceptance, justice, and equality for years and years, until eventually, after decades of hard fought-struggle, bitter opposition, and sloooowly evolving attitudes, the wretched gays and lezzies finally gain said acceptance.
Whoa, whoa slow down queers! Ramming their God-forsaken, insidious agenda down our throats for the past half century or so years until our throats are so red, raw and sore that we can’t even close our perfectly hetero jaws anymore.
Just look what’s happening to the usually reliable bastion of homophobia and intolerance, the U.S. Military! The much-heralded, highly anticipated Holy Grail of Gay Studies, the Pentagon’s several hundred-page report (which you can read all 267 pages of here, if you’re insane) on whether allowing secretly gay soldiers to say “I’m gay” aloud would destroy the American military has been released. And turns out…wait for it…most soldiers do not think that allowing their fellow servicemen (and women) to be honest about their own, terrible sexuality (without fear of reprisal) would cause a sudden rainbow revolution where GI Joes and Janes throw off their fatigues, and come shimmy-shaking out of Army closets across the country singing “Honky Cat,” ready to make deviant same-sex love, not pure, straight-as-a-bullet war.
- 70% of Service members said they would be able to “work together to get the job done” with a gay servicemember in their immediate units.
- 69% said they worked in a unit with a co-worker that they believed to be homosexual.
- 92% stated that their unit’s “ability to work together,” with a gay person was “very good, “good” or “neither good nor poor.” (89% for those in Army combat arms units, 84% for those in Marine combat arms units.)
- 74% of spouses of military service-members say repeal of DADT would have no impact on their view of whether their husbands or wives should continue to serve.
- 30% overall (and 40–60% in the Marine Corps and in various combat arms specialties) expressed negative views or concerns about the impact of a repeal of Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.
But it’s not just the right to fight and die for their country as out ‘n proud members of the U.S. military that the wicked gays are after. They want all the rights and privileges of normal people who have God-approved sex with the proper (1:1) penis-vagina ratios, the nerve!
And just look what the terrible gays are doing to America’s moral fabric! Turning us into a bunch of rainbow colored, mostly divorced sissies, I tell ya!
A minority of Americans in 2010 (43 percent) think it is bad for society to have more gay couples raising children, while a majority think it is either a good thing (12 percent) or it makes no difference (41 percent) to have gay couples in parenting roles.
Umm, hello?? Need I remind you of a cozy li’l community called Sodom and Gomorrah? Fire, brimstone, but not a discothèque to be found in all the land. Coincidence, I think not!
What is truly tragic is that so many otherwise good, decent citizens are being swayed by this homosexual cabal and special interest minority always trying to shove freedom and equality down innocent, homophobic Americans’ throats, but thankfully we still have heroes like John McCain around to ensure this great nation remains at the mercy of the will of the people.
Err, the will of the non-gay and non-gay-supporting people, that is. The real people.
Like say, congressional Republicans, whose initial enlightened response to the Pentagon’s painstaking, months long study unequivocally proving that repealing Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell won’t damage troop readiness, hurt troop morale, or cause the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to appear on the shores of Ellis Island, is to demand more hearings and “comprehensive oversight” of this study, preferably until they assume control of the House and can kill it off for good.
The bill, not the gays, that is.
America may be going to hell but hey at least it’s riding in one hell of a stylish handbasket, amiright?