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Traditionally Dumb Indiana High School Teacher Demands Traditional Prom Free From Gross Gay Kids

Ooooh look, America, another day, another crazy Christian crusadin’ against them darn gays and lezzies! But don’t get mad at her for hatin’ on the hell-bound homosexuals and their deviant lifestyles, get mad at God for making them that way.

You know, deep, sensitive, progressive, fashion-forward, freshly groomed and all the other terrible ways gays and lesbians are sinking their perfectly manicured claws into America’s youth.

Which is why decent, God-fearing adults like Sullivan High School Special Ed teacher Diana Medley are speaking out against the sick, twisted gay menace creeping its way into Sullivan, Indiana’s once-pure, once-homo free town. By banning gay students from their high school prom, like rational, mature adult educators of our nation’s youth.

How enlightened!

Via NBC 2:

Students, parents, and at least one teacher at Sullivan High School in Sullivan, Indiana, have come together in support for a “traditional prom” that prohibits gays from attending. “We don’t agree with it and it’s offensive to us,” said Diana Medley.

Those who met yesterday at the Sullivan First Christian Church to discuss the possibility of holding a “separate but equal” prom say others agree with their idea but are reluctant to speak up.

“If we can get a good prom then we can convince more people to come and follow what they believe,” student Kynon Johnson told NBC 2.

“We want to make the public see that we love the homosexuals, but we don’t think it’s right nor should it be accepted,” said student Bonnie McCammon.

Thankfully, there to ensure Sullivan High School remains a bigoted, backwater bastion of homophobia complete with a separate and segregated prom for straight (and closeted!) kids only is none other than super straight, super special (neediest) teacher Diana Medley.

And this special ed teacher is so special she doesn’t believe anyone is born gay. Suck it Gaga!

“I believe that it was life circumstances and they chose to be that way; God created everyone equal,” said Medley.

Duh! But then it is up to us humans to divide and discriminate based upon dumb, arbitrary reasons like ignorance, fear, shame, hatred, denial, and of course, everyone’s favorite, repressed desires.

“Homosexual students come to me with their problems, and I don’t agree with them, but I care about them,” Medley explained. “It’s the same thing with my special needs kids, I think God puts everyone in our lives for a reason.”

And where better to stick students with learning disabilities than with a mentally challenged teacher? As if being a queer kid growing up in Sullivan, Indiana (population 4,249) isn’t hard enough!

Asked if she thought gays also “have a purpose in life,” Medley responded in her usual sane, compassionate manner.

“No, I honestly don’t. Sorry, but I don’t. I don’t understand it. A gay person isn’t going to come up and make some change unless it’s to realize that it was a choice and they’re choosing God.”

Umm, excuse me Diana, but you forgot to remind the godless freaks about their other choice to kill their wretched gay selves.

Which, judging by the sound of it, should be music to Ms. Medley’s ears.

1360564477_tmp_DianaMedleyPurpose.jpegSmirk If You Hate Gay People!

[image via NBC 2]

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