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The Softer Side Of Sarah

Aw, that’s sweet. Taking a cue from Sears’ successful ad campaign, Sarah Palin has decided to show the world that she too has a softer side.

Yes, the woman who less than two weeks ago was firing up crowds by accusing Barack Obama of “palling around with terrorists” has taken a decidedly different tone while campaigning this week.

Could it be that America’s favorite lipstick-wearing pitbull has finally been neutered?

Let’s examine the evidence.

Just last week, Palin came under scrutiny for stoking the flames of hatred and racism during several of her KKK-inspired GOP rallies throughout the country.

Many of these fiery speeches featured Palin posing the question, “Who is the real Barack Obama?” to which the patriotic crowd logically responded by chanting, “Obama Osama!” “kill him,” “terrorist,” and the always lovely “off with his head.”

But then a funny thing happened. Palin suddenly decided the terrorist-loving, America-hating, secret Muslim may not be so bad after all.

In fact, Palin’s sudden realization that Obama might be running for president because he actually cares about America, even prompted her to tell reporters, “I don’t question at all Barack Obama’s love for this great country.”

But what about his terrorist buddy, Bill Ayers, and his crazy kook pastor Rev. Jeremiah Wright?

She’ll leave that up to the American people to decide. Using the same judgment and knowledge they used to decide that the idea of her and Gramps in office is enough to scare the living bejesus out of them.

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