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Newt Gingrich Sorry 4 H8in’ On NoBama. Jk, Lol!

Nuh-uh, no you didn’t!

Adorable powder-haired human troll Newt Gingrich committed the Republican cardinal sin today when he admitted (gasp!) he was actually wrong on something. And not just on any something, but on a national security matter–the beloved lifeline of the GOP! Their number one area of expertise!

Which means he was also wrong on their [...]

Sarah Palin Now Forced to Quit Vacation For Being Too Famous

Life is hard when you’re the world’s most famous Alaskan!

You can’t do ANYTHING without like a million paparazzi buzzing about, stalking your every move while you and your nice family enjoy an exotic getaway to Barack Obama’s alleged birthplace Hawaii after a grueling few months driving around the country in a giant homage to [...]

Megan McCain Stumped By Clogged Drain; Where's That "Dumbass" Plumber Joe Now?

While the Senate dithers on about health care and Joe Lieberman does his best to make the entire Democratic caucus go into immediate cardiac arrest, the real action was unfolding in Meghan McCain’s luxurious, handcrafted marble and porcelain tub. Or more precisely, deep in her fine, sterling silver drain.

Somehow, strands of Meggy’s flowing blond locks [...]

Meghan McCain Can't Understand Why Hollywood Doesn't See War as Playful Romp Through Gum Drop Forest

Meghan McCain is very upset. And this time, it’s not even ’cause of a bad hair day or ’cause everyone is talking about her bountiful breasts which she took a picture of and posted on Twitter because she loves America that much. Nope, not even close. This time it’s even worse: Hollywood.

Meggy just doesn’t understand [...]

Sarah Palin's So Gifted, She Can Even Say Funny Things Other People Wrote

In a nod to either Fidel Castro (minus the commie red star) or Brittney Spears circa 2005, professional celebrity and book tour legend Sarah Palin took her one-woman act to Washington, DC to appear as the GOP’s representative joke-teller at the annual winter Gridiron Dinner. Oh, you betcha!

There the world’s most famous losing candidate took [...]

Sen. Charles Grassley is Fond of Tits, Particularly the Public Kind

Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) is no stranger to saying ridiculous things about that terrible Barry man via his rather loose mouth or fast-flying Twitter-trained fingers.

Ol’ Grassley also never passes up an opportunity to use his favoritest word “tit” whenever he humors sniveling, snot-faced journalists with his distinct oratory talents.

Like on C-SPAN’s Washington Journal this morning, [...]

Colorado State Sen. Dave Schultheis's Bark Isn't Bigger Than His Bite

Have no fear people, mind-blowing idiocy is alive and well in the state of Colorado! Thanks to the brilliance of yet another saber-toothed GOP state Senator Dave Schultheis, the latest in a long and storied tradition of Republican morons who just can’t figure out how to use all this off-the-hook youth technology without acting like [...]