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Surprise! Famed Congressional Punching Bag Tony Hayward Saved By Even Bigger Oil Whore Joe Barton's Apology Heard 'Round The World

Corporate troll and treacherous Grand Old Pariah, Rep. Joe Barton of Texas, the ranking member of the House Energy and Commerce Committee, went out on a limb to prove he is in fact, the Grade-A douchebag everyone suspected by, wait for it…apologizing to poor BP for the terrible inconvenience America has caused the oil […]

There's Nothing Fishy 'Bout This Barracuda's Big Oil, Barack Obama Bed-Sharing Bombshell!

It’s never easy to tell exactly what $arah Louise Palin is saying, what with her total narcissism, rudimentary understanding of the English language, and various side ventures trying to make even more moose piles of money for her favoritest person, $arah Louise Palin!

But apparently, America’s #1 unemployed defender of the freedom to spill, baby spill! […]

What Bends But Doesn't Break? Michael Steele After A Big GOP Sexytime Scandal!

Yo, yo America, it’s your big pimpin’, off-the-hook RNC Chairman of youth, Michael Steele comin’ at ya live after this not-so-fly week involving me, some GOP peeps, and a couple stacks of Benjies bein’ tossed around some bondage-themed Lezzy clubs. Holla back y’all!

Well, turns out not everyone in the hip hop Grand Old Party of […]