Salty sailor and socialist sex monster Rep. Eric Massa is finally setting the record straight (ha ha, straight) on his whole real cancer/gay cancer resignation scandal that sent shock waves across the world Page Six of the New York Post.
Turns out, New York’s own Eric Massa is a totally normal, red-blooded, fiercely heterosexual American man [...]
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