Oh Minnesota, how we adore thee. From your fertile land and bountiful lakes has sprung some of the most wondrous and sane civil servants this fair country ever been blessed with. Humble servants of the Lord like Rep. Michele “slit your wrists for freedom” Bachmann and God willing, (we’re lookin’ at you Jesus), [...]
Famous Alaskan floozy Sarah Palan continued her Going Rogue tour across the Lower 48, thrilling the good folks in small towns and mid-major cities with her wit, charm, and adorable maverick ways.
Next stop on Sarah’s whistlestop tour is none other than Minnesota’s world famous Mall of America, where our favorite Alaskan snowflake will delight huge [...]
Minnesota’s seductive but equally insane Representative from hell Michele Bachmann took a break from undressing “stunning” fellow aqua-eyed right-wing darling Rep. Steve King with her piercing baby blues before a packed House floor to promote her upcoming “Super Bowl of Freedom” involving not pigskin and padding but teabaggers and testosterone.
Bachmann is urging the true patriots [...]