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Wow, America you should be swelling with pride. And by pride, I naturally mean the flamboyant, rainbowy gay kind. That’s because for the first time in the history of mankind and/or public opinion polls, less Americans think homosexuality is a morally repugnant abomination against the Lord than do. And it only took 238 years [...] Maine voters came thisclose to becoming the first electorate in any state to say sure, why the hell not let the gays marry like the rest of us one man plus one woman miseries before deciding eh, on second thought, they’d rather keep that hetero perk all to their newly puritan selves.
Whoever said the Republicans were out of ideas, obviously never met Sen. Tom Coburn’s delightful chief-of-staff Michael Schwartz whose bold, groundbreaking solutions for curing homosinuality sent shock waves through this weekend’s Values Voters Summit. Of course everyone knows the evils of homosexuality, but what you probably don’t know is that pornography is directly linked to contracting [...] |
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