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The only thing that makes Republicans angrier than gays and black presidents combined is apparently every potential Republican candidate.
They can’t even find a decent frontrunner to win a meaningless straw poll at Woodstock for Wingnuts, the Conservative Political Action Conference, for crying out loud!
So instead of a respectable candidate like Mittens Romney, who usually [...]
Another day, another prime-time opportunity for President Barack Obama to embarrass the entire Republican Party on live national teevee! Hooray!
Surprising? Not really. Warranted? Most definitely.
It’s all part of President Obama and the the Democrats’ well-meaning plan to try and portray Republicans (correctly) as deviant, power-hungry obstructionists who ruin everything and care about nothing (‘cept of [...]
Oh shit yo! A certain off-the-hook chairman of the equally hip Grand Old Party of old white men and former slave-owners is taking some heat for some questionable activities involving his lucrative side-venture moonlighting as a paid speaker while still charged with the very important task of continuously embarrassing his party as the super-savvy chairman [...]
After countless Obama equals Hitler signs, various Nazi references, and numerous, hilarious jokes about NObama’s coming health care reform Holocaust, Jewish groups and the rest of the population with functioning brains have finally sounded the alarms about the disturbing proliferation of swastikas and anti-Semitic banners, signs, and slogans every time the teabaggers rally together to [...]
Morbidly-obese-turned-gastric-bypass poster boy Rush Limbaugh took a break from shoveling beef patties into his mouth to show off the latest miracle of modern science, his svelte new body! And of course to say a bunch of crazy sh*t about his favorite man crush Barack Obama.
Yes, the man considered too [...]
Minnesota hellwoman Michele Bachmann may be willing to slit her wrists for freedom but turns out patriotic bloodletting isn’t the only thing to get this right-wing raven all hot and bothered.
That my friends is up to kindred spirit and “stunning” fellow nutball Rep. Steve King of Iowa whose sexy baby blues and virulent homophobia is [...]
For a party with no vision, no ideas (other than getting rid of that n’er do well NObama), and no real leadership to speak of, the Republican Party has seen brighter days. Oh Ronnie Reagan, why did you have to leave us?
So it comes as no real shock that the proud party of slave-owners, birthers, [...]
OMG, did you hear the terrible, horrible Earth-shattering news? No, no not Iran launching nuclear warheads or deadly floods in the Philippines, but something far, far worse: Barack Hussein Obama has won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize!
On this darkest of days, the day the Earth stood still, Barack Hussein Obama won the peace prize and [...]
Woohoo!! Rio is in, Chicago is out. Ha ha suck it NObama! The President of America can’t even bring the biggest sporting event on Earth to his hometown of Nairobi Chicago, and as a result of this failure, no make that his failure, the spoils that should rightfully be OURS go to that other America [...]
The usual right-wing parade of gun nuts, racists, white supremacists, Jesus freaks, Ayn Rand die-hards, and big government paranoids marched on Capitol Hill Saturday to protest the President’s evil health care reform plan to kill grandma and baby Trig, the government’s out-of-control spending, and all else that comes with having an illegal Kenyan Socialist Muslim [...]
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