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Constitutional-Lovin' Republicans (+Joe Lieberman) Discuss The Various Ways To Shred It...For Freedom!

Wingnuts from sea to shining sea, across this great land, are coming out in droves over the arrest of would-be Times Square bomber Faisal Shahzad, each with their own unique perspective on how best to (mis)treat this awful terror suspect, and deny him his constitutional rights as a naturalized American citizen. Hooray!

But with so many […]

Hurricane $arah Storms Through Oregon, Destroying All Intelligent Life In Its Wake

Category 5 Hurricane $arah Louise made landfall in wacky tobacky smokin’ Eugene, Oregon for a li’l one-on-one session with “everyday, hard-working Americans,” who make the great Beaver State the red hot, gun crackin’, gay bashing, immigrant hatin’, bastion of the hard Right we know and love today. Or at least in $arah Palin’s demented mind, […]

Faux Teabaggers: All The Flavor, None Of The Jittery Rage

Wow, imagine the fun it would be if a bunch of arugula eating liberals and other ivy league educated types used their elitist brains to infiltrate a Tea Party and capture the true essence of the ‘bagger (fat ‘n pale?) in all its misspelled messages of hate (white or bust!), fear (taxes ‘n queers), anger […]

The Thinking Majority Give Tax Day Thanks, While The Other 5% Brew Tea & Carry Misspelled Signs

Except when in the process of getting teabagged, we presume??

But beyond that, turns out these loyal ‘baggers would also rather pay exorbitant Bush-era taxes and give the evil government more money, than get to keep their hard-earned money and have a black man to thank for their flusher-than-usual wallets.

Of course, to the other 95% […]

These 'Baggers Are So Crazy, Not Even Fox News Is Sippin' Their Tea!

Just One Question: What The Hell’s An Allien?

OMG, say it ain’t so, please say it ain’t so! Not America’s favoritest Fox News, the news patriots, freedom lovers, and connoisseurs of Earl Grey, English Breakfast, and even the suspiciously Muslimy sounding Darjeeling, depend on to bring them the fair and balanced truth, without […]

Holy Duo Glenn Beck & Steve King Know Health Care Vote On Sacred Sunday Means A Beautiful Angel Will Die

Rep. Steve King Doin’ God’s Work Per Usual

With the Congressional Budget Office (CBO) dropping the ATOMIC BOMB that the DEMONcrats’ evil health care reform bill will reduce the deficit by $130 billion over the next ten years ($1.2 trillion over 20 years), and extend coverage to 32 million currently uninsured Americans, the dominoes […]