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Minnesota hellwoman and (un)equal rights warrior Michele Bachmann is no stranger to fighting for the little people, those least able to speak for themselves, like the li’l fairy living inside Marcus and the various insane voices living inside her head. Which is why Michele is working hard to ensure that the civil rights of all Americans [...] In these contentious times, there are only so many uncontroversial statements a person can make that pretty much everyone can agree with, like say, “cancer is a terrible disease” or “kicking defenseless puppies in the face is wrong” or “the abuse of children is a terrible thing.” Umm, wait, except that last one, if you’re evil, [...] OMG, people, GAY is now officially legal in New York! They’re here, they’re queer, and they’re coming to a gift registry near you! Now that New York has reclaimed the mantle of progress and equality from it’s once-hip, now tragically Mormon, Prop 8 populated friend, California, and become the sixth state to give those pesky gays the [...] Retired snow bunny, current reality teevee star, and president of Twitterbook, Sarah Louise Palin, is trying her very hardest to be taken seriously as a real, electable politician! Mostly by alternating her precious time pallin’ around bein’ free with Kate Gosselin in majestic, wild Alaska and tweeting 140-character gibberish no one understands all so she [...] Check ‘Yes’ For Crazy! You may remember Sharron Angle, the crazy Teabag lady from Nevada hoping to unseat meek ol’ Mormon Harry Reid as Senate Majority Leader with her wonderful, forward-thinking ideas like how to make deliciously refreshing lemonade out of getting incestuously raped and impregnated by your father (eat one of her famous zesty lemon [...] On this darkest of days when freedom died all because evil, liberal lawmakers threatening to repeal Don’t Ask Don’t Tell went ahead and did just that, voting 16-12 to let deviant homosexuals come ever closer to openly serving as an out ‘n proud queer in the United States military, A Few Good Men are bravely [...] George Rekers & His Favorite Rent-A-Boy! Another day, another viciously anti-gay wingnut caught doing outrageously gayish things under not-the-least-bit sketchy circumstances. Like the 100% heterosexual leader of the Christian right, Baptist Minister George Alan Rekers, being photographed at the Miami Airport with the hot piece of man tail he hired to help “handle his bags” on an [...] |
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