Everything’s bigger in Texas, including the huge, swinging cojones of the Grand Old Party in Grand Old Texas.
Hell, just look at their latest, greatest platform outlining the GOP’s brilliant (by Texas standards, retarded to everyone else) policies for 2012. Wait, or was it 1220? I can never remember!
Middle Aged men, the Middle Ages, is there […]
Innnnnn West Philadelphia, born and raised, on a playground is where I spent most of my days…
Hahaha, just playing, as the cool kids like to say these days. As if Willard “Mitt” Mittens Romney VIII would ever step a single freshly-shined shoe on one of those cement poor peoples’ slabs to bounce balls and play […]
Is your child’s summer camp a bit too…umm shall we say, foreign? Are their cabin mates a tad diverse, counselors a bit too Kenyan for your liking?
Well, fear not, fellow patriots! Because the Tampa Liberty School, a 5-day summer camp designed to
to scrub the political correctness out of children’s tender, pre-liberal brainwashed minds, is […]
Much to the rest of the nation’s shock and dismay, school kids in the tiny backwater town of Russellville, Arkansas actually managed to learn something during their early years of sub-par public education, other than how to torture small animals and harass anyone whose skin isn’t perfectly milky white like Jesus intended.
The precocious li’l […]
Oh goody, America!
Just when you thought Arizona couldn’t get any more creepily racist and crazy, the Union’s original black sheep goes and does something not totally gut-wrenching and horrible, dare we say even slightly normal, and we once again find ourselves confused as to the true identity of America’s favorite wayward state of Mexi huntin’ […]
Welcome to the Lone Star state, where everything is bigger, badder, and likely, beer-battered and deep fried, including the impressionable young brains of the good ol’ boys and gals in Texas’ already stellar public school system.
That’s right, folks! Thanks to a 9-5 vote by the Republican-dominated Texas State Board of Education, the new, […]