Hey look kids, its batsh*t crazy Governor of Texas Rick “I’m not a homosexual” Perry! You remember ol’ Rick don’t you? The beautifully-coiffed leader of Texas’ secessionist movement and frequent special guest at many a Nazi teabagger rally to protest Comrade Barry’s destruction of these beautiful United States.
Now, under [...]
The secessionist nutjobs (patriots of the Confederacy, former slaveowners and so forth) held a HUGE rally (like 10 people!) in front of the Texas State Capitol last week to show the nation how a Real American acts: By gearing up for a war against their sworn enemy the HATED United States.
But there was something decidedly [...]