It’s been 18 loooong months since insane lego-haired criminal ex-governor of Illinois, Hot Rod Blagojevich, was busted for being the actual insane lego-haired criminal governor and, boy is Blago ready to get back in the ol’ spotlight to finally show the good people of IL-na-na, no make that the world, how a sweet, [...]
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Barack Obama’s legendary replacement, Sen. Roland “No Taint” Burris, will NOT be running for re-election in 2010, keeping his streak of never being legitimately elected to the U.S. Senate alive and well. Go Roland! Although Burris has yet to announce his decision publicly, one can only assume it may have something to do with the fact [...] In a slap in the face to decent Americans across the country, a federal judge in Chicago denied forgotten hairball Rod Blagojevich’s insane request to travel to Costa Rica to participate in a reality TV show called “I’m a Celebrity … Get me Out of Here!” Calling it a “bad idea” to modify Blagojevich’s bail terms [...] Ca-ching! Since selling that senate seat didn’t really pan out, forgotten hairball Rod Blagojevich is finally cashing in with a new six-figure deal for his tell-all book “exposing the dark side of politics.” Phoenix Books has agreed to pay Blago a cool $100,000 to pen his thrilling tale The Governor even though it will “reveal information [...] I wish I could claim this genius puzzle of heroes as my own, but that would be a lie and then I would be no better than that one insane dude who fancies himself among Dr. Martin Luther King, Gandhi, Nelson Mandela, and other great men of history.Yes, living hero Rod Blagojevich is tirelessly making [...] .msnbcLinks {font-size:11px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #999; margin-top: 5px; background: transparent; text-align: center; width: 425px;} .msnbcLinks a {text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px;} .msnbcLinks a:link, .msnbcLinks a:visited {color: #5799db !important;} .msnbcLinks a:hover, .msnbcLinks a:active {color:#CC0000 !important;} Insane cartoon character Rod Blagojevich is hitting the media circuit in a desperate, last [...] |
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