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Okay, fine so President Barack Obama (if that is even his real name) managed to track down and kill that crazy, (man)-cave dwelling, bearded terrorist guy the U.S. has been desperately hunting for oh, I don’t know, only about the last decade or so. Well, whoopdedoo for him!
Just because NObama happened to accomplish what no [...]
When not participating in their other favorite pastime shrieking Muslim slurs at frightened children and their families attending a charity event, conservatives in Orange County, California typically return to their good, old fashioned racist roots in the form of some hilarious black-president-is-a-Socialist-monkey-from-Kenya email, picture, or other awesomely bigoted internet-related humor.
And guess what people?? They’re getting [...]
Since rich people obviously don’t have to pay taxes in this country we call America (that’s for poor people, silly!), the “haves” and “have-mores” among us must constantly come up with new and creative ways to squander their massive, undeserved fortunes, if only as a gentle reminder how much better, and more well off they [...]
Obscenely rich, obscenely obnoxious, pretend presidential candidate Donald Trump is always looking for cool, exciting new gimmicks to help keep his fake presidential run in the news and fresh in people’s mind, right next to Charlie Sheen’s latest win (an eight ball?) and Chris Brown’s cock shots.
Like when the Donald decided to take some time [...]
Donald Trump, the loud mouth, oddly discolored, über classy Celebrity Apprentice host who makes a living shrieking, “You’re Fired!” at frightened underlings, is still pretending to be seriously contemplating a bid for the once-every-four-years chance to squander his own money to get embarrassingly crushed by Barack Obama in the presidential elections.
And hell no, he won’t [...]
America’s lovely parched desert landscape of cacti and Gila monsters (no, not that otherworldly beast pictured above), plus plentiful racist, Mexican-hating wingnuts have helped make Arizona the majestic, Big-Government dependent, scorched used tire outlet, we Americans, know and love so well.
Throw in that confused old man who blessed the public with some lipstick wearing maverick [...]
Remember that crazy Cartoon Network fundraising PowerPoint the Republicans used to patronize prospective donors while begging for their loose change as part of the brilliant GOP strategy of simultaneously insulting and scaring the shit out of the American people?
Of course you don’t, since apparently no Republicans remember it either, preferring instead to pretend the hideous [...]
Just when you thought the whackjobs and weirdos behind the Obama birther movement couldn’t stoop any lower than trusting a Russian-born California real-estate agent-attorney-dentist to lead the feverish charge against the illegitimate presidency of Kenya’s own Barack Hussein Obama, out comes a new birther infomercial. The world’s first-ever birthermercial!
Yes, my friends, for the bargain basement [...]
After eight loooong years of George W. Bush, those insatiable gays were finally ready for a president who doesn’t believe Hurricane Katrina was God’s way of showing his disapproval of their sinful lifestyle.
So when Barack Obama actually defeated that nice old man from Arizona to become America’s first half-black president in history and the [...]
It is no secret that the Republican Party is in the midst of a severe identity crisis. They just can’t decide who they are or what they want to be! Are they a proud group of fiscal conservatives with a healthy aversion to big, bad government? Or are they the party of kooks and wingnuts [...]
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