|
|
If You Build It, They Won’t Come!
Hooray, America! Congress has saved the nation from the menacing brown threat streaming uncontrollably in from the sun ‘n drug-soaked south to steal our jobs, sex-up our supple wives & daughters, and show us dumb gringos how a real Salsa Verde is made.
So now that Congress has passed this [...]
Oooh, Senator Do Tell!
Justin Bieber look-alike Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) may be a mysterious cross between a middle aged lesbian and a tweenage heartthrob, but that doesn’t mean this baby-faced, sexually ambiguous good ol’ boy from South Carolina’s gonna start donning breeches and waistcoat and throwing back cups of freshly brewed English Breakfast, like the [...]
Oh no, the end is near! Republican Great White Hope, one-time nude model, Scott Brown, who was supposed to ride his freedom truck to Washington, DC to save America from its socialist death slide, has instead voted with the tyrannical Democratic majority to destroy a Republican filibuster of the terrible, new $15 billion ‘Jobs Bill’ [...]
Sassy blogger Meghan McCain is in the closet. And not the kind reserved for gays, but something far, far worse: liberals.
Which is why she is so totally bummed that nice old man Arlen Specter decided to ditch the Grand Old Party for greener pastures in Democratic happy land.
You see, Meghan has tons of respect for [...]
Well, well look who we have here, our old pal John McCain!
It’s been awhile since we last saw Johnny and naturally much has changed. Like John McCain going from an “angry old candidate to an angry old defeated candidate.”
On Sunday, the J Mac took his angry self to CNN, so he could let the American [...]
It’s On!
President Barack Obama faced down scary House Republicans on Tuesday only to find the hard chargin’, tough talkin’ swingers of the right softer than a bunch Pillsbury dough boys.
The night before a key vote on a key economic stimulus bill, Obama met privately with GOP House leaders on Tuesday where he coaxed them [...]
|
Recent Posts
- New Congressional Women’s Caucus Proves You Don’t Have To Be A Man To Hate Women, You Just Have To Be Republican!
- Obama May Not Make The Ballot In Arizona Because Arizona Doesn’t Need A Reason To Be The Dumb, Racist, Backwater Hellhole Everyone Is Embarrassed Of
- Fighting The Good Fight: DemNow’s Interview With The “Che Guevara” Of Comedy, Lee Camp
- Rand Paul Doesn’t Think Obama’s Views On Marriage Could Get Any Gayer, Much Like His Skin Color Couldn’t Get Any Blacker
- Let’s Do The Time Warp Again: President Obama Evolves Back To 1996, Now Supports Marriage For All (Even Gays!!)
- What Women Want: To Open Up Their Legs & Let The Government In!
- Michele Bachmann Knows Her Campaign Was “Mistake-Free” In The Same Way Her Husband Is Gay-Free
- Mitt Romney Sticks To His “It Gets Worse” Campaign, Bravely Allowing His Gay Adviser To Be Bullied Out Of His Job
- When Not Killing Republicans’ Presidential Dreams, Barack Obama Kills The Crowd At The White House Correspondents Dinner
- Justice Antonin Scalia Never Met A Hunt He Didn’t Like, Including Arizona’s “Hunt Brown People” Law
- Minnesota GOP Is So Fiscally Conservative, They’ve Decided To Stop The Whole “Paying Rent” Thing & Join The Rest Of America By Getting Evicted Instead!
- Republicans Commemorate Holocaust Remembrance Day By Reminding Jews That Anti-Semitism Is Alive & Well In The Republican Party (Unlike Jews!)
- Dick Cheney Speaks From The Heart, Now That He Finally Has One
- Chris Christie Fears Americans Are Turning Into Couch Potatoes, Which He Will Then Deep Fry & Stuff Down His Throat
- “It Was A Dark And Stormy (Election) Night…”
|
Democralypse Now is an equal-opportunity satirist exposing stupidity in government and politics, one hilariously scathing post at a time. Like Stephen Colbert, only hotter.
