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Why Are America’s Event Planners All Out To Get Sarah Palin?

Where in the world is Sarah Barracuda Palin? Alaska’s sultry superstar has once again mysteriously disappeared right before she was scheduled to speak at one of her very important fundraisers, this one so slutty teenagers who get knocked up have no choice but to have the baby unless they want to get the ol’ parental [...]

Sarah Palin’s Farewell Kiss To The Upper 1

What better way for America’s favorite former beauty queen governor Sarah Palin to kick off her final weekend in office than a picnic tour across the great and wondrous state of Alaska?

But this isn’t your average annual fun-filled Wasilla weenie-roast and root beer float bonanza. It is the last weekend in the history of Man [...]

Sarah Palin And Forrest Gump Have More In Common Than Their IQ

When she’s not starting fights with perverted talk show hosts and bloggers who hate special-needs children, Sarah Barracuda Palin likes to throw on a pair of Asics (no hoity toity Nike’s for her!), breathe in the beautiful sub-zero Alaskan air and hit the trails runnin’!

Ice queen Sarah Palin knows here’s nothing quite like the feeling [...]