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Sarah Palin is more than just a humble, dedicated public servant to the good people of Alaska. She is also the proud parent of a little boy with Down Syndrome named Trig, and that makes her Mother Theresa of the special needs community.
So you can imagine how disgusted the patron saint of special needs [...]
Eternal optimist and beacon of hope for all humanity, Dick Cheney isn’t one to focus only on the negative. But even a ray of sunshine like himself knows danger when he sees it, and that danger is named Barack Hussein Obama.
Unlike that current menace in the White House, Dick knows that Bush administration policies on [...]
Some Enlightened CPAC Slogans
No Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) would be complete without its annual straw poll to see which Republican candidate is the early favorite to lose 2012′s presidential race against Democratic demon child Barack Hussein Obama.
For the third straight year, the lucky (or unlucky depending on how you look at it) CPAC poll [...]
Chicago, My Kind Of Town?
Not so fast Chicago. Sure you’ve been on a roll lately, claiming not one but two of the most powerful people in the world as your own (Obama and Oprah, in either order), becoming a leading contender to host the 2016 Summer Olympics, having both baseball teams make the postseason, and [...]
Mulligan?
Since we all know what happened the first time Supreme Court chief screw-up John Roberts tried to swear in Comrade Barry, White House counsel Greg Craig decided to try again, hoping this time the nation’s esteemed head Justice could actually recite the oath of office without turning it into a jumbled mess of unconstitutional nonsense.
Although [...]
Happy Feet: The First Couple Kick Things Off
It’s been quite a day.
Barack Hussein Obama was officially sworn-in as president to complete the nation’s seamless transition from international disgrace to world pride.
His excellency even managed to keep it cool when brilliant Bush-appointed Chief Justice John Roberts tried to sabotage his big moment by flubbing the oath [...]
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