Pop quiz: What does a failed, anti-gay, conservative Christian politician do two years after losing his 2009 campaign to become Alabama’s newest, craziest, wingnut governor?
If you guessed embark on a lesbian-impregnating rampage in New Zealand, despite his own homophobic past and without the knowledge of his two-time Mrs. America finalist wife, give yourself a round […]
Governor-elect of everyone’s favorite backwater blemish on the nation Alabama (where else?) Robert Bentley decided to honor Martin Luther King Jr. Day by giving a speech at the very Dexter Avenue King Memorial Baptist Church where the late civil rights leader Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. was once pastor himself!
Oooh, how beautiful! How […]
Ah yes, Alabama, the Crimson-tinted land of enlightenment and progress. One of the last remaining beacons of light and hope in the dismal failure known as the post-antebellum “United States Experiment.” But producing cotton, resisting integration and assassinating civil rights leaders isn’t the only thing the Heart of Dixie brings to the table. No sir-ee!