Please Joe, stop. We’re begging you. We understand you’re upset about the fact that no one cares about you ever since that Alaskan hussy came and stole all your thunder. We’re pissed too. But that is no excuse to go act like a total idiot.
Need we remind you who your presidential running mate is? Perhaps you forgot that in the past 232 years of this nation’s history, half-black, half-white 47-year-old hoopsters named Barack Hussein Obama haven’t exactly been shoe-ins for the White House.
On the other hand, old rich white guys named John have done quite well, so I think McCain will be just fine without you personally trainwrecking his opponent’s campaign.