In her first “communication” since officially resigning as Empress of Alaska and warning the evil media to quit “makin’ things up” like the nasty rumor that America’s favorite Alaskan ice duo are going the way of Levi and Bristol, Sarah Palin took to the Internets to rail against President (?) Obama’s Nazi-esque health care reform to kill her infant son Trig (gasp!) and all other undesirables, especially retarded babies and old people.
Now, Sarah is understandably very upset about the situation, which is why she took to her favoritest Facebook to warn the nation about Obama’s gruesome call for mandatory execution-style murder of all Down Syndrome babies.
“The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama’s ‘death panel’ so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their ‘level of productivity in society,’ whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil.”
When lives of precious babies (Palin or otherwise) are at stake, there is absolutely no time for Sarah to worry about specifics such as reality. That’s where “official” spokeswoman Meg Stapleton comes in!
When asked where the hell that unemployed Alaskan maverick got her information about Obama’s plan to kill Trig, spokeswoman of the year Meg Stapleton pointed to page 425 of the House Democrats’ bill, which contains a section referring to, “a list of national and state-specific resources to assist consumers and their families with advance care planning consultation for seniors, including voluntary discussions of living wills, power of attorney, or the decision to reject extraordinary measures of life support.”
At least Herr Öbama could have the decency to say what he actually means instead of hiding his murderous intentions in seemingly benign phrases like “consumers and their families.”
Clearly, sociopath Barry’s health-care overhaul would not only pressure senior citizens into killing themselves, but also specifically target little Trigger and who knows, probably even Sarah’s entire family. I mean how old are her parents anyway? Definitely too old for Obama’s tastes, and frankly, mine as well.
Luckily, we have a genius like Sarah to read between the lines and bring us the truth about Obama’s death squads. And to think, she almost gave all this up to do something stupid like actually complete her whole elected term as governor. Thank goodness for higher callings!