Leave it to sweater-vest rocking, missionary-sex crusading, Christ loving, gay-bashing Republican Rick Santorum to know just what the Jews of South Carolina (all six of them!) want to hear around Hanukkah time: A quote from Jesus Christ in the New Testament threatening people who don’t follow HIS word. Here’s looking at you, Jews!
Because nothing says “friend of the Jews” more than a gold and red “Holiday Season” card inscribed with a Christian Bible verse reminding the Chosen people why, by refusing to worship Lord & Savior Jesus Christ, they have chosen to go straight to hell.
Or as the Jews say, Chell.
Which, coincidentally enough, feels remarkably like South Carolina.
Seriously, Rick, haven’t the Jews suffered enough?