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Octo-Pussy? Octo-Mom Says Not So Fast!

Uh Oh. Looks like Octomom Nadya Suleman has a problem, other than her questionable mental state.

The poster mom for responsible parenting is worried the Nazis over at Kaiser Permanente Hospital won’t release her eight newborns unless she proves she can care for them.

Which may present a problem for the 33-year-old unemployed mother of 14 who’s spent the last three decades steadily rotating between getting knocked up and getting knocked out for as many cosmetic surgeries as it takes to look like her celebrity idol Angelina Jolie. Then maybe she can score her own Brad Pitt…or at least someone willing to be her baby daddy beyond an anonymous sperm injection.

So things haven’t exactly gone the way Nadya hoped.

Sure, she still lives with her half dozen kids in her mom’s three bedroom house, has no job, gets advice from Dr. Phil, and is in serious jeopardy of losing her Octomom status unless she can figure out a way to care for the rest of the Suleman litter not yet in her possession.

Too bad she has too much self-respect and good sense to take up Vivid Entertainment’s sordid $1 million dollar offer (plus health care for her whole family) to star in her own porno flick.

She is just not that kind of girl.

“Despite what people think of my methods to get pregnant, I believe in love and romance. Not cheap thrills that belittle women…Besides, what will my 14 kids think when they grow up?”

You mean other than wondering why their Octowhore mother is so damn broke? Good question.

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