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New Totally Non-Racist Ohio Ad Kindly Asks Black People To Vote For Mitt Romney Because Abraham Lincoln Freed The Slaves, Duh!

Wassup black people? This one stock photo black guy with a booming voice and weird Mormon-ish look about him has a MAJOR REVELATION for you, black Americans living in Ohio.

Now take off your Beats by Dre Headphones and listen because this is important (unlike say, you people, in non-election years).

It is a BIG lie that Democrats are for black Americans and Republicans are against black Americans. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves (you’re welcome!) and he was a white guy and a Republican.  Unlike DEMONcrats, Republicans also founded the NAACP and passed the Civil Rights Act, two landmark achievements they are still kicking themselves over oh so proud of to this very day.

And even though Republicans can’t think of a single example helping black people later than 1965, trust the one token black guy they plucked from Herman Cain’s fan club when he says blacks can gain wealth and prosperity by voting out the first black president in U.S. history, Barack Obama, and voting in the party of racist white men who DO NOT want to string you up in trees, so help them God.

Empower Citizens Network is the group of fat, stupid white people responsible for the content of this ad.

So, remember black people, when it comes to voting, keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

Because Mitt is all about the blacks! After all, some of his closest friends own black people.

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