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Much Like Climate Change, John Boehner’s Color Is Totally Natural


Orange-hued House Minority Leader John Boehner has a few choice words for that ridiculous climate change bill House Democrats passed over the weekend. As if climate change is anything more than a bunch of elitist Democratic hogwash designed to protect lazy, good-for-nothing polar bears instead of hard-working oil conglomerates. Plus, if it wasn’t for all those holes in the ozone layer, how would John keep up his trademark sun-kissed radioactive glow?

So like any good Republican leader who loves God and hates science, Boehner spent an hour reading from the 1200-plus page bill because, “Hey, people deserve to know what’s in this pile of shit.”

Then they can decide for themselves if this pile of doggy do is worth their vote, which apparently 219 (including eight Republicans) figured it may in fact be.

Either that or they just wanted to see what color Johnny’s face turns when he gets really angry.

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