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Michael Phelps Sorry For Puffing Away His Future

Hey, Aqua Lung!

Steelers’ victory aside, there’s another story sending shockwaves through the sports world.

America’s amphibious golden child Michael Phelps was caught acting like every other 23-year-old with millions of dollars and nothing to do partying at the University of South Carolina over the weekend.

There the 14-time gold medal winner tried to throw his whole life away by smoking pot at a party. Pot! In his free time! At a party! With people!

The media frenzy forced an embarrassed Phelps to apologize for his “regrettable behavior” and assure the public such poor decision-making would not happen again.

After all, the best swimmer in the world is supposed to do more than just win medals and shatter records in the Olympics, he is supposed to be the role model for all children everywhere, all the time.

Now, get back in the pool where you belong so you can stop causing trouble and start spinning gold like the nice, sweet, multimillion-making, all-American merman you are.

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1 comment to Michael Phelps Sorry For Puffing Away His Future

  • randy

    I agree with the other commenter's.

    The amount of press this has received is ridiculous. I mean the guy smokes pot from time to time, not shoots heroin. People need to become educated about the current atmosphere and culture of marijuana in the US. If you want to learn more check out Roor Bongs

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