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Liz Cheney’s Solution To Bow-Gate: Choose Dick In 2012!

Dick Cheney’s mutant golden-haired spawn Liz Cheney is full of great ideas. Like how if Obama really wanted to do the honorable thing, he’d take his farce of a peace prize and shove it right down the stupid Nobel committee members’ throats. Or send the mother of a fallen American soldier to accept the prize just to remind those Nobel ingrates who exactly keeps them safe and snug every night.

Unlike NObama, Liz also knows the best way to keep America safe isn’t through silly diplomacy or cultivating strong international allies or anything pussy like that. I mean who are we, France or something??

Like anyone’s gonna take us seriously if we stop randomly invading sovereign nations, start adhering to international law, and suddenly stop pissing the whole world off just because it’s fun.

Perhaps that’s fine for community organizers in Chicago, but out in the real world, Barry’s way just ain’t gonna cut it. The O-man is in for a big surprise!

Take his recent trip to Asia for instance, where Comrade Barry made the unforgivable mistake of greeting Japanese Emperor Akihito with the traditional custom of bowing respectfully while shaking hands as a sign of honor. Gasp!

How dare he? Start with a bow and the next thing you know Obama’s thanking them for Pearl Harbor and apologizing for that whole A-bomb thing. I mean, the past is the past people!

Liz for one would never endanger America by treating an important world leader and key global ally with respect and deference. And you know who else wouldn’t? Dick, that’s who!

In fact, when Dick met the emperor back in 2007, not only did Akihito not get a bow, the little man’s lucky he didn’t get a swift kick in the balls to go with it.

Let alone dither around with any of this “bow-gate” crap.

“You could also look at the comparison and think, Cheney 2012,” Liz chimed in during a roundtable discussion on Fox News Sunday.

Which made the rest of the panelists hoot with delight!

Barely managing to contain his hysterical laughter at such sheer brilliance (and wit!), Bill Kristol quipped that, “Sarah Palin would never bow to the emperor of Japan. She wouldn’t even curtsy to him.”

Don’t be silly, Bill! She doesn’t even know what a curtsy is. Besides everyone knows Japan isn’t a real country. It’s just a faraway fantasy island they used for that giant gorilla movie. Donkey Kong or whatever.

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