Gather ‘Round Children, It’s Democrat Scary Story Time!
“When suddenly the most hideous, deformed, terrifying, socially backwards monster-in-a-sweater-vest appeared out of the abyss (of rural Pennsylvania) to STEAL THE ELECTION and terrorize the nation’s fashion sense. And no woman’s sex organ is safe from THE CLAW! AAAAAGGGHHHH!”
Where the Wild Things Are? In Rick Santorum’s head, at the Republican National Convention, and apparently, the South Lawn of the White House.
Or tthere’s always the Fox News version: Mysterious Dark Forces Terrorize Children with African Monster Tales.
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