Still Vice President Dick Cheney emerged from the shadows to promise a “smooth and graceful transition of power” during a speech to the Virginia Military Institute on Friday.
Aww, thanks Dick!
We’re so happy that after 8 fun-filled years of invading countries, looting the economy, torturing detainees, spying on American citizens, deceiving the public, shredding the constitution, and shooting friends in the face, Dick Cheney has finally decided to do something like a normal, decent person.
Figures, the one time Dick doesn’t act like an evil cyborg with a deranged grin hellbent on destroying any and everything in its path, is on his way OUT the door.
Typical Dick move.
