Yo, yo, wassup America? Dis here’s da Donald comin’ at cha live and in (unnaturally orange) color. So fresh and so clean, cause you know that be how the Trump Daddy rolls!
So what’s got Trump Dizzle trippin, you ask?
Lord knows it ain’t for lack of scrilla, amiright? Holla!
Thankfully, all’s good with the green, but there is another, much darker, much scarier color that’s giving the Donald some trouble, and for once it’s not his fake bronzed, electric sun-kissed wife!
“I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks. But unfortunately, it seems that, you know, the numbers you cite are very, very frightening numbers,” Trump said when asked about Obama’s sky-high support among African Americans during a radio interview.
So true! All the other brothas be all over Barry like white on rice, what up wit dat!?
Trump said the numbers were troubling and pointed to Hillary Clinton as proof that he probably won’t get the kind of support among African-Americans that he deserves.
“I tell it like it is,” Trump said. “[Y]ou’ll hear a political reporter go on and say it had nothing to do with race. But how come she had such a tiny piece of the vote? And you know, it’s a very sad thing.” [...]
Radio host Fred Dicker said, somewhat rhetorically, that votes should always be based on merit, not on race.
“If that were the case, why did Hillary Clinton do so poorly?” Trump asked.
Yeah, now that you mention it, why did Hillary do so poorly with Trump’s BFF “The Blacks??”
Tsk, tsk! And to think, just when we were finally starting to make progress by actually electing a white person to the presidency, “the blacks” had to go and ruin everything!
For the love of luxury rentals, when will a poor, suffering white guy like Donald Trump ever be allowed success at anything?
Maybe when the African American community wakes up and heeds Trump Diddy’s wonderful, sound advice not to vote for the half-black guy they actually agree with, but for the funny-looking dude with something resembling road kill perched atop his head, who refers to them as “the blacks,” instead.
Until then, guess what, “The Blacks?” You’re fired!
[image via Vulture]