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Selfish Loser Obama Gives Nobel Prize Money To Silly Charity Cases Like Kids And Women

First, lame-o, ne’r-do-well President Barack Hussein Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize for doing nothing except parade his cute li’l behind across the globe, and now, instead of buying a new wardrobe for Michelle and the gals, and iPads for every terrible community organizer residing in his evil hometown of Chicago, this genius is donating [...]

Pat Robertson Shows his Usual Compassion in Wake of Massive Natural Disaster

With Jerry Falwell’s old bones resting comfortably in eternal hellfire, the world looks to that other, still-living fundamental Christian lunatic for peace and comfort during these trying times.

Naturally, Pat Robertson was there to lead the way, much like he does whenever a massive natural disaster ravages the Earth, killing or injuring hundreds of thousands of [...]

Liz Cheney's Solution To Bow-Gate: Choose Dick In 2012!

Dick Cheney’s mutant golden-haired spawn Liz Cheney is full of great ideas. Like how if Obama really wanted to do the honorable thing, he’d take his farce of a peace prize and shove it right down the stupid Nobel committee members’ throats. Or send the mother of a fallen American soldier to accept the prize [...]