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GOP Rep. Eric Cantor’s Loves His Crackberry! What could be more fun than a bunch of bumbling Republicans attempting to reach young voters through the Internets only to find that this series of tubes is harder to use than they thought? Nothing that’s what! A delightful pattern has emerged among Republican hipsters eager to utilize all the […] Thanks to former Alaskan senator and convicted felon Ted Stevens, you no doubt now know the Internet is not a big truck or something you just dump things on but a series of tubes. Obviously. Well now it’s up to another tech-savvy Republican, newly unemployed Minnesota Sen. Norm Coleman to teach us ignorant Americans a few […] For the tech geeks in Obama’s campaign, accustomed to modern 21st century conveniences like iPhones, the google, and high-speed Internets, yesterday’s move into the White House was more like a time-warp back to the technological dark ages of Netscape and Oregon Trail. So, what’s it like living in a place where no cellphones, outside e-mails, IM, […] “The Internet Is A Series Of Tubes!” The good people of Alaska have outdone themselves again. As if letting us borrow that gem of a governor wasn’t enough, the fine citizens of Alaska remind us once again why they represent the very best that America has to offer. Democratic Anchorage Mayor Mark Begich has taken […] Did you know that some of America’s most prominent politicians also happen to be responsible for some of the greatest technological achievements of the century? It’s true! I’m sure you remember when Al Gore first blessed us with the Internet. But, did you know that John McCain invented the Blackberry!? Remarkable! What an inspiration it is […] |
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