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Barry Surfs The Internets Just Like You & Me!

It’s the weekend and Barry’s got the comp all to himself! What on earth will dear leader do with his fun playtime alone on the Internets? Will he friend request Queen of the Facebooks Sarah Palin now that she quit running Alaska to take a full time job updating her Facebook status?

Will he hit up [...]

How Do You Say Republicans Are Losers In 140 Characters Or Less?

GOP Rep. Eric Cantor’s Loves His Crackberry!

What could be more fun than a bunch of bumbling Republicans attempting to reach young voters through the Internets only to find that this series of tubes is harder to use than they thought? Nothing that’s what!

A delightful pattern has emerged among Republican hipsters eager to utilize all the [...]

The Internets Is So Last Year, The GOP’s Real Future Is On The Ethernets!

Thanks to former Alaskan senator and convicted felon Ted Stevens, you no doubt now know the Internet is not a big truck or something you just dump things on but a series of tubes. Obviously.

Well now it’s up to another tech-savvy Republican, newly unemployed Minnesota Sen. Norm Coleman to teach us ignorant Americans a few [...]

White House Version 2.0

For the tech geeks in Obama’s campaign, accustomed to modern 21st century conveniences like iPhones, the google, and high-speed Internets, yesterday’s move into the White House was more like a time-warp back to the technological dark ages of Netscape and Oregon Trail.

So, what’s it like living in a place where no cellphones, outside e-mails, IM, [...]

Barack Obama Urges White House To Move Beyond Snail Mail And Hieroglyphics

What On Earth Are Those Weird Metal Boxes With Tubes Coming Out Of Them?

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize the highest ranking government officials in this country still use stone-age level technology.

I guess when you live in the most technologically advanced nation in the world, you just kind of assume that the people in charge [...]

Senate Race Tightens, As Alaskans Finally Realize The Internet May Be More Than "A Series Of Tubes"

“The Internet Is A Series Of Tubes!”
-Sen. Ted Stevens

The good people of Alaska have outdone themselves again. As if letting us borrow that gem of a governor wasn’t enough, the fine citizens of Alaska remind us once again why they represent the very best that America has to offer.

Democratic Anchorage Mayor Mark Begich has taken [...]

Mac Or PC? McCain Prefers His Abacus

Did you know that some of America’s most prominent politicians also happen to be responsible for some of the greatest technological achievements of the century? It’s true!

I’m sure you remember when Al Gore first blessed us with the Internet. But, did you know that John McCain invented the Blackberry!? Remarkable! What an inspiration it is [...]