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While the Senate dithers on about health care and Joe Lieberman does his best to make the entire Democratic caucus go into immediate cardiac arrest, the real action was unfolding in Meghan McCain’s luxurious, handcrafted marble and porcelain tub. Or more precisely, deep in her fine, sterling silver drain. Somehow, strands of Meggy’s flowing blond locks [...] Thanks to the magical land of tubes known as the Internets, precious moments once relegated to a secret corner of the attic can now be enjoyed by any loser with a computer and a connection. That means everyday schlubs like you and me can now enjoy once-hidden treasures like this hilarious photo album of [...] Yo, yo waaaasup America? It’s your off-the-hook, resident GOP dancing avatar Micheal Steele welcoming you to the hottest website on the block, the fresh, new GOP.com baby! RNC Chairman Michael Steele promised to “take this party to the streets” and God damn it, he wasn’t messin’ around! The sweet, newly redesigned GOP website has everything a hip, [...] GOP Rep. Eric Cantor’s Loves His Crackberry! What could be more fun than a bunch of bumbling Republicans attempting to reach young voters through the Internets only to find that this series of tubes is harder to use than they thought? Nothing that’s what! A delightful pattern has emerged among Republican hipsters eager to utilize all the [...] Thanks to former Alaskan senator and convicted felon Ted Stevens, you no doubt now know the Internet is not a big truck or something you just dump things on but a series of tubes. Obviously. Well now it’s up to another tech-savvy Republican, newly unemployed Minnesota Sen. Norm Coleman to teach us ignorant Americans a few [...] For the tech geeks in Obama’s campaign, accustomed to modern 21st century conveniences like iPhones, the google, and high-speed Internets, yesterday’s move into the White House was more like a time-warp back to the technological dark ages of Netscape and Oregon Trail. So, what’s it like living in a place where no cellphones, outside e-mails, IM, [...] |
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