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Heroic Nazi-hunting Governor Jan Brewer is ready to lead the great Mexican-huntin’, parched desert wasteland formerly known as Arizona, back to its White Power glory days…err, if she could only remember a single reason why or even a single word of her favoritest English language! Warning: It’s very painful. Or as Politico’s Ben Smith notes, “reflects [...] Open Wide… Well, well now isn’t this just rich. Fabulous, really! Weird, self-loathing closet case, former Republican National Committee chair, George Bush’s 2004 campaign manager, and pretty much the policy equivalent of the AIDS virus on the LGBT community, Ken Mehlman has ever so graciously decided to spare the American people the suspense and come out [...] Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.’s paler, pudgier (un)civil rights “brother” Glenn Lee Beck and his army of Teabaggers will be descending on Washington, DC this weekend to commemorate the anniversary of MLK’s famous “I Have a Dream” speech for whatever reason mobs of angry white men choose to honor the nation’s foremost civil rights activists [...] A House Divided Cannot Stand, Even A House Of Pauls! Ooooh, are America’s favorite “Dr. R. Pauls” (as in Ron the elder and Rand the dumber) in the middle of a heated Muslim ‘n mosque-fueled fight?? But how could Rand’s deliciously red, Christian apple fall so far from father’s tree? Surely, Jesus did not die for our [...] “America, Arizona we’re all struggling. I can’t think of a time in my life when we had bigger or more vital issues at stake than today.” In fact, Gramps over here can’t remember very much of anything these days! Ehhh, where was I? Ah, yes… “The rebuilding of our economy, the security of our nation, our border, [...] World-famous detective Sarah Palin is on a mission. A mission, this time, not from God, but She-Ra Princess of Power, to find out just who or what nefarious librul forces are behind the terrible hijacking of the term “feminist” (Muslims?), her favoritest phrase in the whole wide world, even if she doesn’t really know what [...] OMG, get your tuxes out, (gay) ladies and gentleman who reside in the soon-to-be same-sex cesspool of sin & sodomy of Gayifornia! A week after permanently destroying the moral fabric of America with one stroke of his Prop 8-killing gavel, Judge Vaughn Walker, elitist liberal activist Judge Vaughn Walker has struck at the heart of hetero [...] Mov Forward Amerika! Justin Timberlake can bring all the sexy back he wants, so long as he leaves bringin’ dem good ol’ fashioned red meat family-values back to those who understand such things, like the Teabaggers at the Maine Lobsterback Festival. These patriotic freedom fighters aren’t just putting the “Red” back in “Lobster,” they’re taking the “E” [...] |
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