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Fox News Drops LL Cool J Faster Than You Can Say You Betcha!

If you’re like every other warm-blooded, sentient being living on this swirling blue third planet from the sun, your natural reaction to hearing the news(?) that wandering snow grifter Sarah Palin and old school heartthrob LL Cool J would be sitting down together to talk about the Barracuda’s brilliant new Fox News show, Real […]

Selfish Loser Obama Gives Nobel Prize Money To Silly Charity Cases Like Kids And Women

First, lame-o, ne’r-do-well President Barack Hussein Obama wins the Nobel Peace Prize for doing nothing except parade his cute li’l behind across the globe, and now, instead of buying a new wardrobe for Michelle and the gals, and iPads for every terrible community organizer residing in his evil hometown of Chicago, this genius is donating […]

Palin-Palooza! Fresh Teabagging Fun For All Ages (Not Colors)

Woooohooo!

Pack your bags (tea and otherwise), throw on your colonial best, polish your semi-automatics to a glistening shine, grab the neighbors, and head down to Nashville, Tennessee, folks. It’s Tea Time, baby!

And this time, the revolution will be televised. But, hopefully not by the evil, terrible, Obama-loving elitist MSM.

“The mainstream media is the enemy,” declared […]

Sarah Palin’s Favorite Founding Father is "All of ‘Em," plus Jesus

So, Sarah Palin’s latest foray into the presidency as the popular, new Fox News airhead anchor got off to its usual painfully awkward start when the lovely lady from Wasilla was shockingly unable to answer a single question that requires more than a simple yes or no answer.

Like when Glenn Beck asks her to name […]

Sarah Palin Ditches Facebook to Become True 21st Century Fox

If ya can’t beat em, join ’em

Sarah Palin, who decided to up and leave her cozy, bear skin seat in Alaska’s Governor’s Mansion in order to bash the evil media 24/7 on Facebook, has now opted to throw in the towel on the social networking scene to join the dark side (along with the rest […]

When it Comes to Accuracy in News, Fox is a Whole Other Animal

*This is not a scientific poll

Yay! Apparently, Fox News is VERY serious about its new “zero tolerance policy” to gain credibility and abandon the whole laughingstock approach that’s pretty much been their bread and butter for the past, oh, ten or so years, by using actual facts instead of whichever voice is in Glenn Beck’s […]

Dana Perino’s Just Thankful Facts And Sanity Don’t Matter To Fox News

Dim-witted golden-haired starlet Dana Perino was apparently too busy dusting Ronnie Reagan figurines in the White House attic to remember a certain Tuesday in September, 2001 when some real meanie terrorists decided to crash two planes into the twin towers, killing some 3,000 people, sending the nation into panic, and forever altering the course of […]

Fox News Gets Serious About Being Stupid

As the sole beacon of light and truth in today’s dreadful world of health care reform death squads and due process of the law for terrorists, Fox prides itself on bringing fair and balanced news to all the people who make up the bestest, most awesomest nation on God’s green Earth, America.

The good folks of […]

On The Sixth Day HE Created Sarah…And On The Seventh, She Went Rogue

Like a beautiful snowflake, Sarah Palin has drifted into our lives, a glistening hexagonal prism of symmetry and ice sent from the Lord to fill our world with wonder and wisdom.

Like Sarah, each precious star-shaped ice and crystal blend, having formed in the high clouds of the atmosphere before floating down as the frozen water […]

Lou Dobbs & Bill O’Reilly Have Serious Policy Discussion On Whether Obama Is Indeed Satan

Slovenly, Mexican-hunting former CNN resident curmudgeon, Lou Dobbs went on Bill O’ Reilly’s fair and balanced show to assure the nervous public not to worry because ol’ Lou ain’t going nowhere. In fact, it’s time to get excited people, because Lou’s gonna be everywhere!

He and the ol’ wifey have […]