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What Can Brown Do For You? Other Than Kill Health Care and Ruin America…

Scott Brown, So Conservative, Yet So Cosmo!

Oh no-zees! Democratic nerves have hit an all-time high (at least for this year) over the ever-so-close Senate race in the original birthplace of the teabagger, Massachusetts.

These nervous nellie Dems have decided it’s time to hit the panic button and break out the big gun to win next Tuesday’s […]

Democrats Yay, Republicans Nay On Merry Christmas Eve Day!

In the wee hours of morning, the Senate, err rather, the socialist Democratic Senate passed on a 60-39 party line vote a sweeping health care bill that will tighten insurance regulations, provide coverage for 31 million more Americans and cost $871 billion over the next decade.

“This is for my friend Ted Kennedy, aye,” said Sen. […]

Livin’ On a Prayer: Please God Let Robert Byrd Die So We Can Bury Health Care With Him

Remember Sen Tom Coburn’s (R-OK) uplifting holiday message instructing everyone to pray for some dumb Democrat (that old bag Robert Byrd should do) to drop dead, or at the very least, get mangled in some freak accident so as to miss the early morning procedural vote on health care, thereby leaving the Democrats one vote […]

Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies (Quick Before ObamaCare Ruins America!)

“What the American people ought to pray is that somebody can’t make the vote tonight.”

–Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK), on the cloture vote for the health care reform bill

As the United States stands on the brink of a staggering legislative victory the likes of which no president has achieved in decades, Republicans across the land are […]

Polygamy’s One Thing, But Jason Chaffetz Won’t Stand by While the Gays Turn DC Into the New San Fran

Straight(?) From the Land of Fruit and Nuts

As predicted in yesterday’s post how, as a result of DC becoming all gay-marriagey, at least one crazy congressman or another will make a furious effort to thwart this wicked gay agenda in an attempt to score some brownie points with the enlightened folks who hold the key […]

Houston We Have a Problem: Annise Parker to be First Openly Gay Mayor in City History

Holy flaming cannoli! After stinging defeats in Maine and that godless cesspool New York, it seemed those feisty gays would be condemned to eternally wander, cold and alone, with nary a constitutional protection to call their own.

But then like a beautiful rainbow after the storm, a glimmer of light broke through the dark menacing clouds, […]

Don’t Give, Don’t Get: The Gays Refuse To Be Obama’s Silent ATM Any Longer

Oh those pesky, impossible-to-satisfy gays! Give ’em an inch and the next thing you know, they want a mile.

Despite President Obama’s best attempts to placate the gays with hilarious Lady Gaga jokes and empty promises of his “unwavering commitment,” the queer community is done giving Obama any more undeserved rainbow-colored feathers in his cap until […]

GOP: Meaningless Wins In VA, NJ Prove Obama Should Immediately Resign

Last month, I told you all about Robert F. “Bob” McDonnell and the skeleton in his closet coming in the form of a 93-page master’s thesis written when Bob was a wee 34-year-old evangelical grad student trying to find his place among the “cohabitators,” “homosexuals,” “fornicators,” “working women,” “feminists,” “abortionists” and the rest of the […]

If The Public Option Doesn’t Kill You First, Mitch McConnell’s Stupidity Will

Senate Minority leader Mitch McConnell sees where the Republican Party is going (not far) and naturally wants to lead the way. Unlike that dumb cow Michael Steele, big Mitch is not about to let this train(wreck) leave the station without its captain on board. No sir-ee!

That’s why this responsible GOP leader from Kentucky is taking […]

Et Tu, Blue Dogs?

Everyone knows there’s more than one way to eat a Reese’s, but turns out there’s also more than one option when it comes to a public option. For health care, of course!So while our dear friends in the Senate Finance Committee have (shockingly?) voted down not one, but two amendments adding a government-run health insurance […]