Err, except one.
If for some reason that no-good, chocolatey-skinned NOBAMER feller were to win reelection, God forbid, and hand over the sovereignty of America to the United Nations, there’d be such chaos in the streets that a 1.7% property tax increase may be the only thing standing between West Texas and Comrade Barry’s Godless U.N. tanks rolling through Lubbock.
Judge Head said he and the county must be prepared for many contingencies, one that he particularly fears, is if President Obama is reelected.
“He’s going to try to hand over the sovereignty of the United States to the UN, and what is going to happen when that happens?,” Head asked.
“I’m thinking the worst. Civil unrest, civil disobedience, civil war maybe. And we’re not just talking a few riots here and demonstrations, we’re talking Lexington, Concord, take up arms and get rid of the guy.”
“Now what’s going to happen if we do that, if the public decides to do that? He’s going to send in U.N. troops. I don’t want ‘em in Lubbock County. OK. So I’m going to stand in front of their armored personnel carrier and say ‘you’re not coming in here’.
“And the sheriff, I’ve already asked him, I said ‘you gonna back me’ he said, ‘yeah, I’ll back you’. Well, I don’t want a bunch of rookies back there. I want trained, equipped, seasoned veteran officers to back me.”
Because you can never be too prepared when
UN troops, armored tanks racist wingnut conspiracies run wild.
So to honor this brave, revenue-boostin’, NOBAMA & UN-fightin’ Judge, I propose changing his name from Tom to Richard.
Dick Head has such a better ring to it.
[image via Talking Points Memo]