Umm, Why Is Boehner’s Wife Snatching & Stuffing Swag Into Her Purse?
If looks could kill John Boehner would be deader than his poor, booze-soaked liver.
But what in the Inaugural Ball prompted America’s always-lovely-and-poised First Lady Michelle Obama to roll her big, sexy eyes at ol’ House Speaker John Boehner like some petulant teenager not named Sasha or Malia?
Perhaps the world’s most famous Oompa Loompa whipped out one of his signature inappropriate, patently unfunny, borderline offensive, probably disgusting jokes only to have Michelle’s deadly death stare strike it down faster than a drone in the Middle East?
Off-color? No, that’s just his face.
Ain’t no Boehns about it!
[image via Mattyrab]