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At Long Last, The Game-Changer McCain’s Been Looking For!
Great, with Cheney now officially on the McCain train, that means the only ones were still waiting on to announce their support for McCain are Hitler, Pol Pot, Godzilla, Gorlock, Hannibal Lecter, Skeletor, Darth Vader, Dr. Evil, and Drew Peterson.
Shouldn’t be too much longer, I don’t think.
I gotta say, with powerhouse endorsements like these, I’m feeling pretty good about John McCain’s chances right about now.
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