Beloved pariah and internationally celebrated Traitor Joe Lieberman has always prided himself on a few special qualities: physics-defying, almost impossibly droopy jowls, hideously annoying whine of a voice, the unique ability to weasel between parties, working both sides of the aisle to do whatever is best for the country, which naturally means whatever is best for his reelection chances, and of course, his uncanny knack for bringing both Republicans & Democrats together on one single issue: wanting nothing more than to slap that stupid, scowling smirk off his smug, pathetic face, while heaving his feeble ‘ol bones straight out the Senate door.
Finally, something everyone in America can agree on!
Now, it is no secret that the sniveling sad sack from Connecticut has long been one of the most unpopular Senators (make that people!) in the country, perhaps in all of history even, which, considering some of the freak specimens currently calling Congress home (Jim DeMint anyone?), is no easy feat!
But looks like ol’ Joe has topped himself once again, and not in a gross, gay way either. That’s reserved for pure bred Republicans, only, ya crazy kids!
According to a new Public Policy Polling of Connecticut, only 24% of voters in the state say they would vote to reelect Lieberman in 2012 compared to 66% who say they’d basically vote for any carbon-based, oxygen breathing being over Jewish Benedict Arnold Joe Lieberman’s dumb droopy face.
Sure, the man managed to leave the dumb Democrats after losing the primary to actual, non-pretend Democrat Ned Lamont in 2006 and still win reelection as an independent since everyone knows loyalty is not a word in Lieberman’s vocabulary, but couldn’t resist his adorable charm anyway.
But after Joe went ahead and endorsed that senile old man, John McCain, over someone with a working brain who didn’t trade in their soul for a chance to be president, Barack Obama, in 2008, only to go on to never miss the chance to play spoiler and screw the American people over on some important issue or another every chance he got while in Congress, even the usually masochistic Democrats finally had enough!
Apparently, there is only so much getting bent over by a boring, backstabbing, conniving old man-whore the good people of Connecticut are willing to take before saying, hell no, we’ve had quite enough! Now take your stupid Vaseline and kindly scram back to the filthy rat hole you crawled in from, thank you very much!
But it’s not just Democrats who can’t stand the guy, even though a whopping 72% would sooner contract Ebola than vote for that old thing again. While taking 70% of the Republican vote was a key component of Lieberman’s victory in 2006, 61 percent of Grand Old Patriots now say they would much prefer to swap him out for someone a little less smart, but a whole lot crazier, like say a Real Republican, who isn’t afraid to draw Hitler mustaches on Obama’s face, round up all the gays, Mexicans, Muslims and other undesirables and ship ’em off somewhere far, far away like Socialist Europe or something.
Even 63 percent of Independents, who usually don’t know what the hell they want, except of course to never get their weirdo fringe candidate elected, and simply ruin the race for everyone else instead, say they’d rather make an actual decision (gasp!) and pick a viable side, then vote for ol’ Bummer Bones Indy Joe, this time around. So, umm congratulations??
“Democrats, Republicans, and independents in Connecticut agree on one thing: they want Joe Lieberman replaced in the US Senate,” said Dean Debnam, President of Public Policy Polling. “His path to reelection, at least at this point a couple years away, looks extremely difficult.”
Difficult? Ha! The bastard’s middle name is difficult. Besides, that’s never stopped fightin’ Joe before! He’ll just come up with another brilliant idea, maybe some sort of resolution dissolving Congress and granting sole legislative powers to himself and Hadassah, so America will never be without the dazzling charm and wit of the nation’s #1 treacherous maverick with both a functioning mind and possession of his own soul.
Unlike his other beloved maverick pal, Gramps McCain, who gave up his already-decaying soul (his mind left loooong before) for the once-in-a-lifetime chance to unleash a lipstick-wearing Mama Grizzly Arctic drifter onto the world and still not even come close to winning anything, except maybe a chance at early retirement and a wonderful trail of lies, shame and disgrace in his wake. Hooray!
No need to worry about Joe’s soul, though. He certainly isn’t! Besides, there wasn’t much there to begin with. No soul but plenty of power-hungry, selfish Joe-Centric goals. It’s just the way the Lieb man rolls!
And since Joe doesn’t mind shifting back ‘n forth, up, down and every which way, so long as it serves himself, we’d advise Joe to consider losing the whole Jew thing and switch to Chinese Folk Religion instead.
Unfortunately, 2012 is the Year of the Dragon. He’ll have to wait another 8 years until 2020, when it’s once again his time: the Year of the Rat, duh!
Whaddya say, Joe?? Satan/Lieberman 2020 does have a nice ring to it.
I think I smell a winner! Wait, or is that just the dang rat again??
Quick, exterminator!
