Oh, How The Mighty Fall!
Longtime Alaskan Senator Ted Stevens is just the latest shining star of the Republican party to fizzle after being found guilty on all seven counts in his federal corruption trial today.
Yes, the distinguished 84-year old gentleman, who is the longest-serving Republican in the Senate’s history, violated federal ethics laws by attempting to conceal more than $250,000 in gifts and home renovations from an Alaska-based oil industry contractor.
Bad Senator!
If you learned anything in your more than 40-years of loyal congressional service, wasn’t it how to properly accept bribes without getting caught?
And to think you call yourself a Republican. For shame!
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