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If You Can’t Beat ‘Em, Join ‘Em: Sarah Palin Goes Rogue With Elitist Media Queen Oprah

Rogue author and GOP sexpot from the snowy north Sarah Palin graced us sinners and traitors in the Lower 48 to talk about her favorite subject other than herself (no not Facebook, Levi Johnston of course!) on that popular chocolate lady’s television show, Orpah, Oprah or whatever it’s called.

Speaking to […]

Liz Cheney’s Solution To Bow-Gate: Choose Dick In 2012!

Dick Cheney’s mutant golden-haired spawn Liz Cheney is full of great ideas. Like how if Obama really wanted to do the honorable thing, he’d take his farce of a peace prize and shove it right down the stupid Nobel committee members’ throats. Or send the mother of a fallen American soldier to accept the prize […]

Going Rogue: An American Life Or An American Lie?

Goody gumdrops! Sarah Palin’s exciting new book of lies and half-truths hits the shelves next week, but for those who can’t wait ’til Tuesday to get their memoir on, fear not, excerpts are already trickling out from several news agencies and other sources who’ve decided to “Go Rogue” and release their advanced copies ahead of […]

Rick Perry’s Riding The Republican Crazy Train Right Off The Tracks

Hey look kids, its batsh*t crazy Governor of Texas Rick “I’m not a homosexual” Perry! You remember ol’ Rick don’t you? The beautifully-coiffed leader of Texas’ secessionist movement and frequent special guest at many a Nazi teabagger rally to protest Comrade Barry’s destruction of these beautiful United States.

Now, under normal […]

Colorado State Sen. Dave Schultheis’s Bark Isn’t Bigger Than His Bite

Have no fear people, mind-blowing idiocy is alive and well in the state of Colorado! Thanks to the brilliance of yet another saber-toothed GOP state Senator Dave Schultheis, the latest in a long and storied tradition of Republican morons who just can’t figure out how to use all this off-the-hook youth technology without acting like […]

The Un-PC Truth About Major Hasan’s Schizo Rampage At Fort Hood

Major Nidal Malik Hasan, At Your Service

I hate to say 20/20 hindsight, but turns out there may have been some warning signs that unraveling Army psychiatrist Major Nidal Malik Hasan was hanging by a thread long before deciding to turn his simmering rage and frustration into one of the worst rampages in U.S. military history.

So […]

Don’t Give, Don’t Get: The Gays Refuse To Be Obama’s Silent ATM Any Longer

Oh those pesky, impossible-to-satisfy gays! Give ’em an inch and the next thing you know, they want a mile.

Despite President Obama’s best attempts to placate the gays with hilarious Lady Gaga jokes and empty promises of his “unwavering commitment,” the queer community is done giving Obama any more undeserved rainbow-colored feathers in his cap until […]

Westboro Baptist Church Doesn’t Much Care For Homos or Bobbsey Twins of Sin Sasha & Malia

The freakshows and whackjobs who make up the Westboro Baptist Church, the redheaded stepchild of fringe anti-gay groups, famous for protesting at military funerals, carrying signs such as “Thank God for 9/11,” and blaming the world’s woes on the dreaded sin of homosexuality have set their sights on another deviant threat to humanity: those awful […]

Chairman Cao’s GOP Revolution To Bring Affordable Coverage To America

Just when you thought any semblance of manhood the Democrats had was stripped away with the Republican’s dignity and grip on reality, the House of Representatives grew a pair (or 220 pairs to be exact) and passed the Affordable Health Care for America Act to murder grandma and also bring quality, low-cost insurance to all […]

Since When Is The Extermination Of Jews Not An Effective Argument Against Health Care?

After countless Obama equals Hitler signs, various Nazi references, and numerous, hilarious jokes about NObama’s coming health care reform Holocaust, Jewish groups and the rest of the population with functioning brains have finally sounded the alarms about the disturbing proliferation of swastikas and anti-Semitic banners, signs, and slogans every time the teabaggers rally together to […]